No, jokes aside & in your own words, why do you think our guild might be right for you?
I like people who don't take themselves too seriously. This is the first application I've filled in a while that doesn't feel like a painfully rigid job interview.
Race and Profession
What professions (classes) can you bring to our raids, either right away or given some time (fully geared and experienced at playing them)?
In order of raid experience: Engi (Condi), Elementalist (DPS & Heal), Warrior (Power & Condi), Ranger (Power, Condi, Heal) (Still not 100% on druid, need to learn stuff like pushing KC core reliably)
How old are you, really? Choose what applies best.
Where are you from? Where do you live now?
The Old Continent
What best describes when and how long you play?
I will play weekdays but weekends I am usually away from my computer.
TS is mandatory for our raiding progress. Is that a problem for you?
If it wasn't mandatory I wouldn't take you seriously!
What do you do in GW2? Why do you play the game? What puts a smile on your face that isn't a precursor drop?
I still remember the first time we killed Matthias in my previous guild. We had a lot of tries on him but we always seemed to miss something. It was either a lack of cc, no coordination, and eating hadoukens at ungodly moments that put a halt to our efforts. Until finally, one day, everyone seemed to be on their top game and we killed it effortlessly as if it was just another casual kill. It's processes like these that make MMOs so much fun imo. Oh and Fashion Wars is nice too.
[IMPORTANT] Tell us a little about yourself that we haven't asked about so far. Anything goes, except short responses and incomplete sentences, we hate those. None has discovered a word limit to this text field yet, if one exists.
When I was little I thought if I gave our chicken coloured water it would magically produce Easter eggs. It didn't. (Suit yourselves, you only asked for a little :P)
All jokes aside, I have been on a break for around 2 months (just after w4 was released), so I have only killed w4 bosses a handful of times and might not be up to date with the latest tactics. Mechanics shouldn't be a problem though.
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Not sure what to say - skipped to the last question as I usually do with tests. Do I pass?
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